Friday, December 16, 2016

JACK DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SHARE!

Jack never shares her computer anymore! She hardly uses it but she still won't share. That is why we haven't posted. IT IS ALL HER FAULT!

She does too use it. She uses it for school.

You're supposed to be on my side, Sammy.

When have I ever been on your side.

*Sticks out tongue.*

John!

Sorry.

What were we going to post about?

Well, nothing really. I just wanted to whine a little.

Shocking.

I think I will go and listen to Christmas songs with Jack.

Maybe I should join Clara.

Nooooooooooooooo! Stay with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And do what?

Whine?

Jack, can I join you and Clara?

Well, how do you like that? I've been abandoned by my best friend and my adopted sister. Maybe Matt the giraffe will play with me.....*Wanders off*

Monday, August 15, 2016

We review some books

How to Raise and Keep a Dragon.

Jack doesn't mind if we have one, really she doesn't.
We are going to name it Berra.
Because she is nice to us.

The Lorax

The movie was funnier.
But the book was fun too.
I missed the Green Westley.

Daring-Do

We read the first and second books. They were fun and exciting and the bad guys are not nice in them.
It is a girl's book I suppose, but I liked it still. I like adventures.

The Kissing Hand

Jack cries every time she reads this to us. It is a happy book, but she still cries.

Saturday, July 9, 2016

WE STOLE THE COMPUTER TO SHARE OUR MANY ADVENTURES! At least the first of our many

Jack has been busy. A LOT. Which means we don't get the computer much. 

BUT because we love her we decided to clean the house for her one day.

Not our normal adventures but still fun.

This is a big house when it needs clean.
Don't be silly, John, we can do this!
We can each do one area. I will do the kitchen.
I can do the....main part.
I'll do the bathroom then

Jack....stored her socks and Dog's leash on the counter.....I didn't think she did things like that

I love tea boxes bigger than me.

How does she sleep?

Hmmm...these look fun, too bad there isn't snow outside.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Isn't it not safe to leave cleaning supplies out with babies in the house? I will have to give her a stern talk about this.

Ear things....weird.

TADA JACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, January 23, 2016

It is New Years and there is plans and stuff and.....we don't know why but they are there.

It's 2016. I don't know what that means really, but everyone is making a big deal about it.

It means it is a new year and everyone wants to do lots of things so they make plans and try and keep them and most don't.

You're the same age as me, Sammy. How do you know so much?

I'm smarter than you

Are not.

Then how do I know so much more?

Because Jack tells you things she won't tell me

I just listen better.

What are you two doing?

Making plans about what we will do this year and how it will be better and more fun than what anyone else has planned.

We are?

Aren't we supposed to?

I guess so.

What are our plans then?

Annoy Jack.

That's not a real plan and you already do that.

Yes. I don't want to annoy her.

Fine. What do you two want to do?

Fight a Dragon.

Cross a Troll Bridge.

Read books.

Become Knights.

AND RANGERS!

And Rangers.

Write another book

Yes, the last one was fun.

And maybe finish the other two we started....

That too. And run away from home.

Can we do that?

Sure. It'll be fun. We'll pack peanut butter and run away.

Can we come back once we've finished running way?

Of course! Jack has cookies. We always have to come back.

Okay, we can run away then this year.

Can we take cookies when we run away?

You have to. It's the rule of running away.

Okay. I will run away with you two.

Good! It wouldn't be any fun without Clara. Maybe we can take Jack into watching a movie tonight though, since we can't go tonight.

I think she wouldn't mind.....

JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, January 16, 2016

We had Christmas!

This is a late post. Because Jack....

You should stop blaming everything on Jack.

Fine. Because Sammy....

Never mind

Let's just tell everyone about our Christmas.

Good idea, Clara

This is when we woke up and got to open our presents under the tree.

Sammy really got to open his first but the pictures are out of order.
I wanted to let Clara go first since she is a girl but she and John both made me
Because you've been nice and kept John nice this year
Sometimes I need help keeping nice. But since the pictures are out of order and since I don't know how to fix them...you have to see me open mine first.

I ripped the paper as bitty as I could...kind of. I got distracted when I got to the present inside.

Jack made me a 4th Doctor scarf!!

Mine is out of order too. John made me go second.

Jack made me a green Ranger cloak! I can wear it when I use my Gullwhacker.

It is my turn now.

I ripped my paper more than John, which I don't get to do very often.

Jack made me a quiver for my arrows! I am a real archer now

We also had a nice Christmas breakfast of pancakes. And we would have gone sledding but Jack broke her rib

It might mean no sledding this year.

But we try not to talk about it because then Jack really wants to go and might and might break the rib again.

So we are all good and make her edit and have inside games and don't whine and complain....I haven't even eaten all her cookies!

Merry Late Christmas everyone!

Sunday, November 15, 2015

IT'S HERE!!!!!!!!!

LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BOOK IS DONE AND READY AND YOU CAN READ IT AND JUST LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DOESN'T IT LOOK SO WONDERFUL AND PUBLISHED AND PRINTED AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

The End.

You should read it....

Saturday, November 14, 2015

We.....Have.....

We watch Tintin last night because Jack got some of the sisters to like him as much as we like him. So we watched the movie.

And now we can tell you...

Quickly because we've not been online all day...

Because Jack doesn't share her computer....

But...

WE WILL BE PUBLISHING OUR BOOK THIS MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR REALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAYBE THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHECK BACK FOR A POST ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!