My name is John Boswell. I am a baby, and I am a hedgehog. I don't go to school but I know how to read and I write. I like listening to music if it is called Owl City, and I like Brown Wizards and cookies but I do NOT like bananas because they are mushy.
Even though I am a baby I have a job. I help an author named Jack Lewis Baillot. I make sure she does all the important things like write, sleep, and eat.
I like doing other things too. I like going on walks and bike rides and swimming. I like sleeping and I really like eating. And I like flying and time traveling and dressing up in kilts.
Someday I want to travel to the moon and jump on it really high because you can do that on the moon. And someday I want to fly in an air plane and then crash it into a sand dune and then ride on a ship with a pirate. And I want to go to a place called Redwall and eat a big feast and then go and fight off the bad animals.
You can read all about my adventures on here, adventures I share with Jack. And we have a lot, because she is an author, and I am her pet.